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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals and wait for them to reply.

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British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

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Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.