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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Being strange is exhausting.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

Seen just now on Slack:

My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

Just landed via Telegram:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Trending via Reddit:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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Just shared via Facebook:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Just shared via Twitch:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Making waves on TikTok:

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Just landed via Messenger:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Breaking via Telegram:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Making waves on Discord:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Making waves on Pinterest:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Trending via WeChat:

I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Shared recently on Slack:

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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