I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories… Commentary:"Who needs cream and sugar when you can save those calories for the real party?! 🍸☕️ #priorities" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.” I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black. By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%. I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.
