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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast,…

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast,…

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"Adulthood is a tricky balancing act – knowing you *could* have cookies for breakfast, but also realizing you wolfed them down last night in a moment of weakness 🍪😂 #adultingtroubles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged able, adulthood, being, breakfast, choices, cooky, doing, eat, eating, humor, irony, responsibility on Feb 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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