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Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “he…

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “he…

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🥪🏃‍♂️ "Starting the second half of your sandwich is like a rematch with your taste buds! Hell yeah, baby, let's run it back and show that sandwich who's boss! 💪😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged baby, back, excitement, food, half, hell, humor, lunch, motivation, run, run it back, sandwich, second, second half on Feb 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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