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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.