Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Commentary:
Ah, the versatile hobby of fake smiling – a true masterpiece in the art of social interactions 😬🤐 Nothing like perfecting that “I’m totally listening” expression while mentally drafting your grocery list or plotting your escape route 🏃‍♂️💭 It’s all about striking that delicate balance between looking engaged and suppressing the urge to scream internally 😂 #MasterOfDisguise #SocialSurvivalSkills

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