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If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I p…

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I p…

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Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! 🦈😄 Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! 🚤笑

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asked, bigger, boat, humor, i, Jaws, just, movie, shark, smaller, wish, wishing on Mar 14, 2025 by slickboy.

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