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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, there's a fine line between being cool and carrying leftovers from a failed pickup line in your wallet. 🌶️😏 #DateNightDisasters"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awesome, awesome sauce, condom, date, first date, funny moment, humor, lucky, lucky condom, moment, relationship, sauce, say, still, tomorrow, wallet on Mar 15, 2025 by slickboy.

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