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  • I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.
  • Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.
  • I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.
  • Getting real tired of my own bullshit.
  • Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.
  • Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…