If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things. Commentary:"Flirting level: crow! 🌟 Who needs jewelry when you can impress with all things shiny and sparkly? Just imagine the magpie envy 😂🦅 #BirdRomance" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows. Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol. I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking. Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement? Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.
