I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still… Commentary:"Who needs steamy when you can have anxiety-inducing? 😂☕️ It's all about finding that perfect balance…of caffeine and chaos! 💁♀️ #CoffeeLoversAnonymous" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot. I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic. My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.
