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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

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Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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Why can’t my fat leave me like everything else does?

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Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Going viral on Telegram:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

Spotted on Telegram:

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

Broadcasted on X:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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