What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.