All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so… Commentary:"All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so when you accidentally hit someone's ride in the parking lot, you can just blame it on high-fives gone wrong! 🚗🙌😜" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself. Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is. Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day. Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does. I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.