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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Opening the web before 9am is crazy. Like, did you even try to have a good day?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.