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  • β€œIt’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.
  • I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.
  • Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.
  • Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.
  • I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.
  • I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.