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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

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"BRB, just setting up an all-you-can-suck brain buffet! 🧠😅🌀"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clutter, health, humor, humor therapy, joke, mental, mental clutter, mental health, need, relaxation, relief, satire, stress, stress relief, therapy, thoughts, unwanted, vacuum on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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