Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Commentary:
"Looks like my leg's a drum soloist while my head's on a 'no headbanging' contract! šŸ„šŸ˜… #LegLife"

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