Patience: something you have when there are too many witnes… Commentary:"When your halo is just as fragile as your alibi 😇👀" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses. The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long. I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead. I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.