Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a f… Commentary:"Feeling prehistoric, but still roaring! 🦖🦕 Just call me 'Grandasaurus Rex'! 👴🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park. It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.” Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up. If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore. Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.