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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of tw…

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of tw…

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"Ah, the original 'Chef's Special'—with a side of tough love! 🍽️😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged child, childhood, choice, choices, dinner, family, food, humor, leave, mealtime, menu, parenting, sarcasm, take on Jun 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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