We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

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I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

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I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.