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Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”