People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.