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It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls.

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You’re never alone. There’s mold.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.