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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

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I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.