I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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I like you because we hate the same people.

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When I was a kid, there were two ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.