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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

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Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

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I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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