Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

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Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.