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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.