I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.