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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.