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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.