Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look du… Commentary:Every time I wait in front of those doors, I feel like I'm auditioning for an invisible friend's club! 🚪🤦♂️😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull. I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors. If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this. I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people. If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.