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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.