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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a…

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a…

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When the therapist in your head charges by the hour, so you schedule sessions during meetings 🤔🧠💸

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged having, head, health, humor, looking, me, mental, mental health, myself, self-reflection, self-talk, session, therapy, zoned, zoned out on Jul 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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