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I don’t understand why people have to “get read…

I don’t understand why people have to “get read…

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Always ready for bed, just like a professional napper extraordinaire! 🛌😴🔋

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, am, bed, bedtime, humor, i, laziness, people, readiness, ready, sarcasm, sleep, understand, why on Jul 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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