My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

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Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.