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Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

Microdosing hell by checking the web every day.

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Feeling edgy? Just browsing the web – it's like dipping your toes into the chaos pool! 🔥😂📱

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, checking, daily, daily routine, day, every, hell, humor, internet, microdosing, routine, sarcasm, web on Jul 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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