Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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50 shades of single.

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The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

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Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.