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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

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This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

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It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.