Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down. Commentary:π΄π Bed loyalty is my priority! Can't risk a lumpy relationship ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper. I need a weighted blanket that wonβt let me get out of bed in the morning. I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead. Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.
