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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

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“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.