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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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I don’t weigh myself because most scales don’t know how heavy all the grudges I’m holding onto are.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

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She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.