“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds i… Commentary:I've been trying to coo them in for years, but their sense of time is strictly for the birds! 🕒🐦😅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”? I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by. Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close. A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist. Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.
