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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a boy that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.