Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.