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Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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Finally, a scientific breakthrough everyone can agree on: pockets = happiness! ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dress, girl, girls, happier, happiness, pocket, pockets, science on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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