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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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Gonna end every insult with β€œbut in a good way”.

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Me: what can possibly go wrong though. Anxiety: I’m glad you asked.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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