I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast f… Commentary:😂🍔 If your burger arrives sideways and you lose it, maybe the problem isn't the sandwich! 🍟😆 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hope my email finds you enraged. So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response. I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen. Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life. I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.