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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a featu…

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a featu…

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Microwave: the only machine that tries harder to get your attention than a toddler with a drum set! 🍽️🔊😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, appliance, beep, feature, forever, kitchen, microwave, sound, timer on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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